E-commerce, minus the seven days

Your product.
Their good taste.

Klonify does the week of your life you were about to spend on a Shopify Shopifried™ theme. Type in the thing you want to sell. Type in a website whose design you're quietly jealous of. Klonify reads that site's design DNA — its colours, type, spacing, attitude — and hands you back a finished storefront wearing it: brand name, headline, product copy, features, a suspiciously glowing review, and a price. It takes about a second, it costs nothing, and nobody has to think about text.

Technical name: nasal aspirator. Apparently some superstars need one too.
I'll take Apple's website. Sure looks nice. Stick it in the competitor field.

What this replaces

Once upon a time, in a fairy land full of dinosaurs, selling something online went like this:

  1. 1

    Go out into the wild and find a product

    Tall grass. Rustling. You throw a ball. Out comes a nasal aspirator — because apparently babies really struggle with boogers stuck up their noses, and, it turns out, so do some superstars.

  2. 2

    Make a Shopify Shopifried™ account

    Then buy an expensive theme. Then buy a second expensive theme, because the first one's demo photos were doing all the work.

  3. 3

    Work your butt off for a week thinking about text

    Headline. Sub-headline. Three benefits. A review from a person who may or may not be your cousin. Repeat until the weekend is gone.

  4. 4

    That's over.

    Now you just choose a product, choose a website you think is cool, and press one button. The dinosaurs are extinct. That's the business.